SATURDAY OCTOBER 18TH 2PM-4PM CST

Portals & Tunnels

SOMATIC SPELLS FOR CREATIVE LIVING BEYOND SHAME

a workshop for neurodivergent witches & other weirdos in rebel bodies* with The Trauma Witch

The Artist’s Way wasn’t written for you.

Trying to follow that advice actually reinforces the patterns of shame you’re trying to change.

The wrong root cause—you don’t need to work harder, or be more consistent.

You need to work WITH your neurology.

Never had a manual for how your systems work.

Never seen what thriving in your body looks like—you have the tools to discover & invent it.

You want…

In Portals & Tunnels, I will teach you the practical, digestible, and accessible

The Artist’s Way wasn’t written for you.

You DON’T need a new-and-improved routine. You don’t need to optimize anything. You don’t need expensive coaching or extensive therapy.

You certainly don’t need to try harder.

The Artist’s Way wasn’t written for you.

Trying to follow that advice actually reinforces the patterns of shame you’re trying to change.

The wrong root cause—you don’t need to work harder, or be more consistent.

You need to work WITH your neurology.

Never had a manual for how your systems work.

Never seen what thriving in your body looks like—you have the tools to discover & invent it.

You want…

In Portals & Tunnels, I will teach you the practical, digestible, and accessible

Liberate your soul from the spell of shame by cultivating an accessible magic practice that works with the body you have right now.

Saturday, October 18th

2pm-4pm central

What you’ll leave with:

Your very own custom somatic spells that work in the life you have right now.

Hope that change is possible—and that it can be much easier & more fun than all the shit you’ve been doing.

Joyful curiosity to experiment with new ways of doing shit & playful permission to fuck around and make mistakes.

What we’ll cover:

Two key NEUROLOGICAL TRAITS that no one ever told you about & that will change your whole life forever I swear.

Three key SOMATIC SPELLS to transmute shame & internalized ableism into agency & action.

The SECRET SAUCE of nervous system magic that makes true, lasting change possible & approachable.

You’ve done all the therapy already. It’s time to get weird.

*WTF is a rebel body?

I’m so glad you asked!

Any body whose needs are marginalized & whose value is diminished by the colonial, cishetero, capitalist patriarchy is a rebel body.

This includes, but is not limited to:

  • People in neurodivergent bodies.

  • Bodies experiencing chronic illness, chronic pain, and/or autoimmunity.

  • Queer & trans bodies.

  • Grieving & healing bodies.

  • Burnt out bodies.

  • Bodies of people from the global majority.

  • Pregnant & postpartum bodies.

  • Fat bodies.

$11

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NO ONE TURNED AWAY FOR LACK OF FUNDS.

$66

✺ Frequently asked questions ✺

  • Yes totes.

  • Journal, tarot or oracle deck, favorite sensory items.

  • Closed captioning, transcript, come-as-you-are space, video on/off.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

Cross the threshold into your truest, softest, most creative life.

You don’t need to try harder, you need to feel safer.